380343
19 Apr 14 at 9 pm

vodka-rivers:

Died as I lived

(Source: slutsofanarchy)

tags: lol 
vodka-rivers:

Died as I lived
 112788
19 Apr 14 at 9 pm
tags: yea kk 

sirxtokes:

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via buriedmonsters)

 776
19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: omg  christ 

carrotflowerqueen:

commovente:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/4419333787.html

I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

i have found the job for me

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

(via buriedmonsters)

 60213
19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: heheheh 

hatfullofwhy:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(via buriedmonsters)

cosment:

"It started out as jokingly flirting but oops I fell in love," a biography.

(via buriedmonsters)

 70879
19 Apr 14 at 1 pm

(Source: poietike, via vodka-rivers)

 64
19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: holy heck 

mightycontender:

Asking you 
to touch me

was never going to
restart my heart,

all it did
was break my ribs.

 306085
19 Apr 14 at 1 pm

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs

(Source: getoutoftherecat, via 2555days)

tags: obvi 
cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs
 4
17 Apr 14 at 12 pm

tentree:

Just a couple weeks and we’ll be back at it! #treeplanting #canada

tags: heheheh 
tentree:

Just a couple weeks and we’ll be back at it! #treeplanting #canada
 165097
17 Apr 14 at 12 pm

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

(via vodka-rivers)

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

ethiopienne:

consent is:

  • freely given
  • not obtained through coercive measures
  • continually renewed
  • absolutely necessary

(via mightycontender)

 59680
17 Apr 14 at 12 pm

Asked by Anonymous

asker What's your major in college?

morosity:

stress