22 Apr 14 at 2 am

(Source: keefrich, via vodka-rivers)

tags: lol 
20 Apr 14 at 10 pm

(Source: weheartit, via atleigh)

19 Apr 14 at 9 pm


Died as I lived

(Source: slutsofanarchy)

tags: lol 

Died as I lived
19 Apr 14 at 9 pm
tags: yea kk 


a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

(Source: bruhheem, via buriedmonsters)

19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: omg  christ 




I will pay you $175 to sit in my bath tub full of ramen noodles wearing a bathing suit

I will not be home, nor will anyone else while you do this.

I will give you the keys while we meet, and you will go to my apartment thereafter.

It will require a 30 minute soak.

The noodles will be cooked and therefore slippery.

Do not bring any sauce. I will season the sauce after I get home prior to dinner.

i have found the job for me


the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

(via buriedmonsters)

19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: heheheh 


You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

(via buriedmonsters)


"It started out as jokingly flirting but oops I fell in love," a biography.

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19 Apr 14 at 1 pm

(Source: poietike, via vodka-rivers)

19 Apr 14 at 1 pm
tags: holy heck 


Asking you 
to touch me

was never going to
restart my heart,

all it did
was break my ribs.